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kobe's

24 inch rims for your ride.
Damn!!! Check out that Hummer sitting on Kobe's!!!
by Freddy Ortiz June 18, 2008
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[kobe]

the act of taking a large cock up one's rectum.
FK got a kobe in miami and couldn't sit down for 3 days.
by xtranche March 4, 2008
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Kobe

Michael Jordans Son...
Not as good as MJ but pretty all right compared to some other players...
(Don't hate, appreciate)
by STEVO May 26, 2003
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Kobe

Here's a few things that people fail to relize about Kobe...

1. Kobe's a ballhog. The thing with Kobe, is he's a victom of the system. Phil Jackson is the kind of guy that goes out there and tells one player on the team to take the shots. In his days with Michael Jordan to his days with Kobe, Phil Jackson has always been the biggest ballhog in the NBA. Kobe goes out there, and attemps 15 shots a day. Does that mean he's selfish? Of couse not, becuase that's how Phil Jackon works.

Now, take 2004 when Phil Jackson WASN'T the coach. That year, Kobe reaches a career high in assists a game!

2. Kobe ruined the Laker's dynasty. Definitly a strange claim since I doet anyone here on urban dictionary works for the Lakers and has knoledge of what happens behind close doors. The only thing worse than a liar is a liar that lies about something negative.

3. Kobe's a racist. How are you going to tell me Kobe committed rape WHEN YOU NEVER SAW HIM DO IT!? Think about that
People are so ignorant it makes me sick. People will say anything to make Kobe look bad.
by Go Backz December 4, 2006
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kobe

kobe is the word said when you kill someone with a knife or by hand in war games as call of duty 4
dude right there get him.......KOBE.
damn haha that was an epic kobe
by potato-farmer July 5, 2009
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Kobe

The act of dying in a flaming inferno
My helicopter crashed and pulled a Kobe
by UrbanLegendesc January 27, 2020
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Kobe

Cock-blocking yourself, friendzoning yourself, not texting back and avoiding your crush or possible girlfriend/boyfriend.
Being your own obstacle in relationships. When you kobe, you are basically the reason the relationship has not happened, mainly because of your lack of effort.
"Damn, I just kobeed myself, but it's okay. Her and I still kind of talk"

"I just figured out I was kobe-ing myself and I didn't even know it."
by personas September 1, 2016
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