EOS Kart

A Kart that is bought for no reason what so ever besides it being green

dude I just passed that EOS Kart, he must not know what he is doing with that cheese kart

by Karting Pro December 18, 2023

get mario karted

Impediment from finishing an action right before the end.

He was about o nut and his girlfriend bit his dick. That's one hell of a way to get mario karted.

by anonlovesyou April 25, 2020

Exprit Kart

A Kart that is driven by poor but amazing drivers that haven't sold there Kart after racing on Crosslink Competition, only good before 2021

that Crosslink driver Alex Stainfeild just got p1 on that 2020 Exprit Kart!

by Karting Pro December 18, 2023

Kosmic kart

this kart is driven by a kid who gets paid a million a year or his/her father who makes a million per year on RPG, or a Briggs driver that found it on facebook marketplace.

that kid on the Kosmic kart is obviously cheating, I would've got p1 2nd without the RPG Drivers, (RPG Drivers pipes are always short, trust me)

by Karting Pro December 18, 2023

Mario Karted

when you're playing Mario Kart and you're in 1st and then you get hit by a ton of red, green and blue shells, bananas, stars and bullet bills (bullet bill william) and then you go into 12th (last place). WHY CPU'S AND PLAYERS!!!!11!

GRRRRRRRR UYGBYFGSDHKGAHYGD I GOT MARIO KARTED AND |NOW I"M IN LAST FGSYDHJGSCHJXGUYAJHGCYXGHDHCSDHUSZFDEDedrftvgbhnfdeftgjhIUDFHGCHVNKSJERHFCXKVHYGBSDKUJFHVDCIXKUHkuhikfHJFIKhdjfiSKHGsir7yih

by Levcreater9909 April 13, 2023

karting

When you're playing that new Mario Kart app and don't have time for anything else.

Sorry, I can't watch that movie with you today, I'm too busy karting.

by PESUYD September 30, 2019

Sonic Kart

A stupid game for dumb idiots, only played by the loneliest and most autistic mario kart rejects. Loved by sonic fans and furries alike.

Did you see Jim playing Sonic Kart the other day after we kicked his ass in Mario Kart? What a loser!

by Dr Face Doctor June 5, 2021