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Kale

Kale is a unique little creature with something bigger than most people can handle in his mind. Kale loves pain as much as he loves pleasure. He’ll be a great friend as long as you don’t break his heart twice.
The doctor says Kale has anal fissure. So Kale explains how and why he got there by showing photos of his hot boyfriend.
by asiaisbetterthanamerica November 22, 2021
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Kale Jacobs

The alter-ego of Karl Jacobs
by Imasimp13 October 27, 2020
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Kale

A cute nickname for a sweet boy named Caleb
Hi Kale! It’s alpug
by gym_princess1 January 10, 2021
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Riley Kale

A fine looking Italian lady, usually of prosperous ancestry, whom is quite fond of Columbian men named Sebastian. When Sebastian arrives late at night, her brother Charlie will gladly give her away for a bowl of pasta.
Sebastian: dang I rly like Riley kale and how she makes the pasta from wet and soft to hard and dry.
by thegingercringer January 30, 2021
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kale

A hot guy that has a big cock that girls are all over
i love kale he has a big cock
by pphole March 28, 2021
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Kale

I'm white, so i eat Kale.
by My pp is wet April 8, 2021
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kale

Kale is such a beautiful person, she has so much personality. Kale will always be there by your side when you need her. Just a lovely person in general. You'll be lucky to find someone as good as Kale.
OMG, Kale is so awesome, I'm so lucky to know her
by Feflyy July 22, 2022
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