jumping the couch

To lose it, go crazy, go mad.

"Tom Cruise really 'jumped the couch' on the Oprah show yesterday. Someone confiscate his crack-pipe!"

by Vanessa Anne September 14, 2005

Jumping Strudel

Smacking someone EXTREMELY hard on the ass, while running and jumping in the air, leaving a red hand mark on the cheeks.

"Damn Derrick, how fast were you running when you gave me that jumping strudel? That bitch still stings."

by Dumas November 4, 2006

mung jumping

An act requiring two people. First a freshly buried woman is unearthed and stripped of her clothes. Then one person eats the carcas out as the other jumps on her stomach causing her internal organs and fluids to be excreted from the body's orifices, namely the vagina into the other person's mouth.

This is possibly the single most disgusting idea known to man.

"John and I went out last night and did a little mung jumping. Mm mm!"

by Optium February 2, 2005

Moon Jumping

The act of jumping onto someone's bed with your pants down and wedging their pillow between your butt cheeks and rocking back and forth vigorously.

Once a common practice in high school and college dormitories, moon jumping is sweet revenge for having been wronged. The full force of a moon jump will not be appreciated until your victim goes to bed. If you've done a poor job wiping yourself, the results can be fantastic.

by Northwood Zeek December 9, 2011

Jumping off your bunkbed

This symbolizes that when you are completely done with life you commit suicide by jumping off the most tallest thing known by mankind. This also links to when you find out something you didn't expect to happen.

Athea why are you jumping off your bunkbed?
Athea: Its mostly because how i got exposed on skype by Alisa

by Asiantechsupport October 28, 2019

bass jumping

When a bass player is coveted by several bands, and therefore plays in different shows with different bands with totally different styles of music every night of the week.

Band Leader: Dave, can you come play for my band this Friday?
Dave: Shuu, I'm bass jumping a lot this week anyway.

by Shuumaster October 10, 2007

jumping the alps

The process of snorting a line of cocaine off of two persons erect boners, up one and back down the other. This term originates in the jungles of South America, and has been seen in use in the western US

Over spring break that guy was totally jumping the alps in Peru

by blarson32 January 22, 2012