Also commonly known as the Infield Fly, the Janitor's Nightmare consists of taking a shit in a urinal. Although complicated, the logistics are somewhat reasonable when rationed with.
It helps to accomplish the J.N. with a lookout, to keep an eye out for other possible rest-roomers as well as said janitor.
It helps to accomplish the J.N. with a lookout, to keep an eye out for other possible rest-roomers as well as said janitor.
kid1: "Hey man, you got 20 minutes? I need a favor."
kid2: "Depends... what?"
kid1: "Janitor's Nightmare, 3rd floor?"
kid2: "Done."
kid2: "Depends... what?"
kid1: "Janitor's Nightmare, 3rd floor?"
kid2: "Done."
by Derik September 21, 2005
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1. a joint resembling a dove's tail, used in carpentry to connect two or more pieces of wood
2. a European style joint that looks like a dove's tail, owing to its flatted mouth-end, through which one inhales the smoke; however, most people prefer the regular joint
2. a European style joint that looks like a dove's tail, owing to its flatted mouth-end, through which one inhales the smoke; however, most people prefer the regular joint
1. I'm going to use dovetail joints to make this, uhm, wooden table
2a. Yo Chris, let's smoke this dovetail joint . . . I haven't blazed in like 3 hours
2b. "Fixing a hole in the ocean, trying to make a dovetail joint, lookin through a glass onion" - John Lennon from "Glass Onion"
2a. Yo Chris, let's smoke this dovetail joint . . . I haven't blazed in like 3 hours
2b. "Fixing a hole in the ocean, trying to make a dovetail joint, lookin through a glass onion" - John Lennon from "Glass Onion"
by i am miguel July 21, 2008
Get the dovetail joint mug.A man of ambition, but often does not commit to what he expects of others because he's lazy. He is terrible at managing others because he cannot manage himself.
He is very into sports, but does is not physically capable of competing with men with superior, or average stature; in other words, he's short.
Lastly, he often speaks using ebonics, but he does not know how to correctly use the terms because of his Chinese descent.
He is very into sports, but does is not physically capable of competing with men with superior, or average stature; in other words, he's short.
Lastly, he often speaks using ebonics, but he does not know how to correctly use the terms because of his Chinese descent.
Ricky: Hey is Jonathan Leung coming in today?
Francis: Yeah, he's actually here already; hey Jonathan, can you finish inventory by tonight?
Jonathan: Sure, I'll get everyone on it after my nap.
Francis: That's our Jonathan!
Francis: Yeah, he's actually here already; hey Jonathan, can you finish inventory by tonight?
Jonathan: Sure, I'll get everyone on it after my nap.
Francis: That's our Jonathan!
by Abercrombie Model #3 August 4, 2011
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No matter what happens to me, good or bad, I can be happy because I have a Jonathan.
OH yes, OH Jonathan, OH YES! (again and again and again and etc., etc., etc.)
OH yes, OH Jonathan, OH YES! (again and again and again and etc., etc., etc.)
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