jetskiing

to jet ski your missus

your missus assumes doggy position, taking hold of her wrists,slid down over her ass,pressing your puckered lips firmly against her pussy beging to blow a good firm rassberry whilst pulling her onto your face . now your jetskiing

by phantom skier February 12, 2009

JetSetter

A person who loves Diggy Simmons and supports everything he does. One who is innovative, creative, and unique.

JetSetter 1: OMG Diggy's video is #1 on the BET Countdown!
JetSetter 2: Im a proud JetSetter

by JetSettinLis September 5, 2011

Jetson's Dance

The formal dance of mating in the gertz cult. A gertz will flail his limbs giving the illusion that he is running in place. His main goals are to impress any female onlookers and earn the acceptance of his peers. He hopes to win the girl and gain some "bros," instead he endures months of embarrassment and humiliation.

Joe: I just paid gertz 5 bucks to show those girls the Jetson's Dance.

Bill: lordy lordy, i gotta see this.

Joe: Once again he brings shame to himself and everyone around him.

by Jimmy Tittlebits June 21, 2009

The jetstream sam

To chop off your female partners arm and give yourself a handjob with it

“Yo bro yesterday I did the jetstream sam with my girl”

by D33zballzinurmoutn August 22, 2022

jetsons

the moving runway in airports used to move you from terminal to terminal

After security, take the jetson past terminal B1 to terminal B3

by Lisa and Sydney June 12, 2004

jetsam

1. One who steals pharmaceuticals earmarked for his/her significant other.

2. One who consistently drops baggies in toilets and sinks depite frequent requests from friends to "be careful".

No wonder they hid the coke from him he's a jetsam through and through.

by cervixexpress March 16, 2005

jetskippy

An alternate of the term jet (which means to vacate or leave), for people who are just asking to have their asses kicked.

Person 1: Later people, I gotta jetskippy!
Person 2: You fucking fag.

by HS January 3, 2005