A really amazing friend/boyfriend,who is funny and hot model looking pretty boy (big muscles) hard working anyone would be lucky to just be in his presents hes funny and smart everything about him AMAZING!!!!!!!! Jesse is the love of my life and the man of my dreams
Jesse is amazing
by molina16 May 22, 2015
A dumbass fat piece of shit that sits on his ass all day playing fortnite and jerking off to nudes on snapchat .
Me: Hey Jesse you what to go to the movies.
Jesse: No I just got nudes on Snapchat ;) , maybe tomorrow.
Jesse: No I just got nudes on Snapchat ;) , maybe tomorrow.
by Chode Muncher656 April 03, 2018
by Michael Wayne May 27, 2006
Jess, commonly a shortened name of Jessica, is a rather tall girl. Jess has blonde hair and blue eyes. She thinks she funny although is not that funny at all. However Jess can be rather nice however talks behind everyone’s back no matter how close you are to her. In addition to thinking she is funny, she also thinks she is extremely pretty although,, she isn’t. Her high ego causes her behave like a thot, and constantly try to gloat and brag, although no one really cares because they know she is a thot. Jess is actually rather ugly and not that smart. She is desperate and fake, and will get with anyone she can, not only to just have the title of girlfriend and boyfriend but also to try and make other people jealous because she managed to score a really good person. She try’s to antagonise people although no one is scared of her and she won’t fight anyone. No one really likes her.
Person 1: who is that?
Person 2: ugh that’s Jess
Person 1: what’s so ‘ugh’ about her?
Person 2: She’s so fake
Person 1: Oh she’s ‘that’ jess?? I’ve heard about ‘her’
Person 2: Yeah, let’s go before she comes over
Person 2: ugh that’s Jess
Person 1: what’s so ‘ugh’ about her?
Person 2: She’s so fake
Person 1: Oh she’s ‘that’ jess?? I’ve heard about ‘her’
Person 2: Yeah, let’s go before she comes over
by c0w July 19, 2019
When parents plan on having a girl named Jessie but instead they have a boy. Instead of looking up boy names they just use the name they already came up with. Basically a disappointment.
Jesse: Mom, why did u call me Jesse?
Mom: Well ur dad and i were thinking of having a girl but we got u instead.
Jesse: fuck u mom *cries*
Dad: face it son, the name suits u from how much of a lilbitch u are
Mom: Well ur dad and i were thinking of having a girl but we got u instead.
Jesse: fuck u mom *cries*
Dad: face it son, the name suits u from how much of a lilbitch u are
by RBExSOB October 13, 2017
by Iamajesse July 24, 2019