by damar1985 September 15, 2009
Get the Alberta Jellyfishmug. A used condom, flushed down the toilet that, somehow, made it past the sewage treatment facility, and is floating in the rivers and streams of Oklahoma.
Billy-Bob: "Hey, d'you go fishin' down yonder't tha river?"
Jimmy-James: "Yeah, all I caught was an Oklahoma Jellyfish."
Jimmy-James: "Yeah, all I caught was an Oklahoma Jellyfish."
by Horse Nipple August 11, 2009
Get the Oklahoma Jellyfishmug. during sexual intercourse you fill your mates anus with jam or jelly after this has been done he/she stands up and aims her anus directly into your mouth and proceeds do deficate jelly and all.
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by sexy boy82 November 26, 2009
Get the dirty jellyfishmug. A move used by inexperienced teen girls. Instead of gripping the shaft like they should, the girl instead just uses the ends of her fingers on the tip, so that her hand looks similar to a swimming jellyfish.
My fifteen year old girlfriend just gave me a jellyfish handjob. I told her if she doesn't grip it next time, mr. backhand comes out
by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011
Get the jellyfish handjobmug. I can't wait until my girlfriend moves in so I can stop sending shower jellyfish.
I need a girlfriend so I can stop slipping on shower jellyfish.
I need a girlfriend so I can stop slipping on shower jellyfish.
by pcb1 July 19, 2011
Get the shower jellyfishmug. doing something really stupid to impress someone even though what you are doing is the epitome of not cool. Usually applied to dudes trying to show off in front of pretty girls, but can be applied to anyone who thinks something incredibly foolish is actually impressive.
by Asynkronus January 24, 2018
Get the stepping on a jellyfishmug. by jelly rapest November 26, 2016
Get the molesting jellyfishmug.