kentucky jelly

KY Jelly Lubricant.....

Slop some Kentucky Jelly between her mud flaps then go in.

by Dribbla August 29, 2004

jelly roll

The female genetalia.

"Well, when I get those jellyroll blues/ Why, I'd go and get any thing in this world for you..."

--The Grateful Dead, Dupree's Diamond Blues

by Pink January 30, 2004

Jelly Sandwich

When you receive a hybrid handjob/blowjob while your junk is covered with KY Jelly to reduce friction and make twice the mess. Astrolube, though quite effective, is not the preferred product due to its apparent lack of flavor.

My girl crawled up between my legs and gave me a Jelly Sandwich so tight that my eyes rolled up into the back of my head when my cock exploded.

by LeddedBee August 13, 2019

Salty Jelly

1. Another word for semen.
2. Jelly with salt in it.

I got my salty jelly all over this bitch's face!

Oh no, now that the jelly is salty jelly, it wont taste as good.

by Fetus Bomber November 4, 2004

dingleberry jelly

the stuff around the anus if you don't wipe good

Oh, baby how did you get that dingleberry jelly around your asshole, it's nasty.

by Trey Fart April 2, 2009

jelly beard

when girl has a lower face covered in jizz at the climax of a 1 girl many man orgy.

girl 1.. did you have a good night at that orgy last week?
girl 2.. yeah it was amazing i got filled out by about 9 blokes,
girl 1 .. wow that must have been fun
girl 2 .. yeah it was great, at the end they gave my a huge jelly beard do you want to see the pics..
girl 1.. wow you had 9 guys come all over you face and neck?
girl 2.. ext
girl 1.. ext

please see german porn films by ggg (german goo girls)

by glenn666 February 27, 2007

gerbil jelly

When you stuff a gerbil up your butt with a tube, remove the tube, then squeeze the gerbil with your sphincter until it slides out. Then you spread it on your toast.

Hey bro, did you try Joel's s gerbil jelly, it's homemade.

by Matter Hatter May 5, 2020