Jeffrey

The most beautiful person in the world, with long curly hair that smells a lot like hairspray. He loves his girlfriend tummy and always knows how to make her smile. The first time he met his girlfriend he waved like a retard but made her smile so much she got dimples, that instantly made her fall in love. He's not shy and he speaks his mind. He's above and beyond perfection, and treats his girlfriend like a princess. He's willing to do absolutely anything for her. He always makes everything better, and his girlfriend is the luckiest girl in the entire galaxy. He always make sure he takes his girlfriend home<3 & he has the absolute perfect body ever. He's perfect. & very loveable. & he gives you his blanket to keep you warm at night. <3

Jeffrey: *Looks into his girlfriend's eyes*
Jenny: *Looks into his eyes*... I'm so lucky.

by YourWifeBaby<3 January 26, 2013

Effing and Jeffing

A variation on the term "Effing and Blinding", meaning to swear or curse profusely. Used in the North of England, notably by one Karl Pilkington in an episode of the Ricky Gervais Show.

Karl: I've just slagged off that octopus, but at no point was I effing and jeffing about it.

by AnaWanaMia? May 24, 2006

Jeffrey Epstein

A massive fucking cunt who either did or did not kill himself depending on who you ask. Also someone who makes millions and lives on a pedophile island. He was also said to be a great lover of massages.

There are two types of extravagantly rich people, the Elon Musks and the Jeffrey Epsteins.

by Kappalambda June 17, 2020

jazzy jeff

(verb) To throw someone out.
In reference to The Fresh Prince of Bel Air episodes when Will Smith's friend Jazzy Jeff would be physically hurled from the mansion house.

Those guys look like trouble. Do you want me to jazzy jeff them?

by m...... November 10, 2008

Jeffery joint

a marijuana cigarette containing mostly weed, opium, herion, crushed up ecstasy, clorox, methadone, subutex, morphine, peyote, some of its stuff is unidentifiable and a little angel dust.

why the fuck is it called a Jeffery joint? because who could be scared of a "Jeffery"

by jeffery smoker October 9, 2010

Jefferson Airplane

An influential 60's folk rock/psychedelic band with great songs like White Rabbit, D.C.B.A.-25, rejoyce, Third Week In Chelsea, Tobacco Road, and We Can Be Together.

Jefferson Airplane defined the San Francisco sound.

by J.A. October 24, 2004

Port Jefferson High

The smallest High School in the area. By the time you graduate you are sick of everyone because you either a) had more than 4 classes with them since grammer school b) you know their entire background and why they are the way they are, and they know your entire background c) you've hooked up or dated them or everyone d) there is no avoiding these people, you will bump into them almost anywhere, because they are always searching for new people to hang out with just as you are.

a number of the students there reside in Belle Terre, come on guys, drop the thug life theme, you live in a gated community with their own private police.
Also we know that you are not that tough if you have to be a member of the PJ country club because of the town you live in.

by Nicole AC April 29, 2005