Jingle Hell

Jingle Hell is the state of mind you are in once 8 weeks of incessant X-mas music and commercial propaganda have rotted and collapsed your mind.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....I am in Jingle Hell!

by Jacques Asse August 5, 2009

Jungle Spunkies

When you mix your cum and sea monkeys, then throw the mix into the pubes of a partner. This results in an ecosystem of jungle spunkies being created.

"Man my jungle spunkies are really swinging today"

by The_juceman February 27, 2018

jangael

a jangael is someone who is the absolute SWEETEST. they are easily frustrated, hella cute, and always singing.

person 1: omg who is that person randomly singing during chem?
person 2: probably jangael

by * star October 30, 2019

Jungle Nuts

A way to describe an individual who is thought to have untamed pubic hair and/or rather rank testicles.

Damn, that boy ain't shit. He probably has jungle nuts.

by Teethsharts February 18, 2022

Happy Jungle

Happy jungle takes the term "happy trail" to a whole new level. Someone who has a happy jungle has a large amount of hair leading from their pubic area up to their navel. There is an abundance of hair rather than a simple trail.

Alexa- I just love sexy guys with a little happy trail ;)

Adam- Damn...I have a happy jungle...do I still meet the requirements? ;)

Alexa- Sorry bro, I'm not into that much hair!

by Cheerio147 September 19, 2011

Chase Of the Jungle

A sub-popular knock off of the televised "George of the jungle", Chase of the Jungle tried to reach teen audiences by portraying the main character as average teenager "Chase" who is thrust into a jungle setting, and forced to survive. The movie was a complete flop in ratings and gross earnings. Its sad performance was primarily due to poor effects, acting and character depth portrayed most in the large, dense, buffoon who they called the main character.

Wow, did you guys see chase of the jungle, that movie sucked

by MidnightMeatMan March 14, 2010

Jungle Fuck

To have sex with your partner on the bathroom counter, in the shower, on the floor, on the table, from behind while on the couch, on the kitchen counter, pressed up against the refrigerator...all in the space of 90 minutes, as if your environment where a jungle and it was your mission as a sex-crazed tarzan/jane to explore every orifice of it before your parents come home.

Bob: You and Becky finally hookup?
Chris: Yah, we jungle fucked for hours.
Bob: Damage assessment?
Chris: Broke a mirror in the bathroom, jacked up her shower doors and both ended up with rug burns on our backs and knees.
Bob: So totally worth it then?
Chris: Duh.

by b0xxx September 28, 2008