James

Someone who doesn’t like to take showers. He/she has to be forced to take one and constantly smells like hot dogs. He/she gets pleasure from eating the skin off of their fingers until there is permanent damage and draws blood. They constantly have 3-10 crusty bandages on.
That guy is gross, he must be James
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James is a fucktard
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A dumbass That doesn’t know the difference between Lex the club and the car dealership Lexus
“James where are you”
“I’m at Lexus club right now
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James tried getting his hair to look good but it failed
Yo did you see James the other day? He tried hard to get his hair to look good but failed
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James is a skinny boi who keeps getting rejected by girls. He is so desperate that he has been known to make out with cacti. James has a very small acorn and is constantly being called gay by his friends. James's friemds are so mean that they leave bad definitions of him on the internet.
James is a little homo sexual.
I'm sure you won't be alone forever James.
James has a hot sister.
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james is a person who is a stupid gay nigger who sucks big fat hairy nigger pussy for a living to support his two retardred kids who eat grass
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a super kind, decently tall, handsome guy that plays guitar well. loves all kinds of music. normally pretty shy but awesome once you get to know him. loves his friends more than anything but will never let them know it. keeps his feelings to himself and will hardly ever cry even if his favorite pet dies. usually pretty intelligent and does well at anything he puts his mind to. A wallflower who kind of just drifts along in life. oh yeah he also has a big dick.
"James gets all the girls."

"James is so much better than me at everything!"

"That cute James guy looks lonely."
by mirandagurl51 August 19, 2011
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