jakobe

A human who has many flaws. Such as:
-peeing the bed

-anger issues
He also gets a lot of girls too.

He’s such a jakobe bro

by ch1o3 December 23, 2021

Jakob

A fag who streams on twitch

Jakob sucks at rocket league

by jakob hater August 20, 2025

Jakob The Liar

A movie based in Poland WWII, starring actor Robin Williams as Jakob. He overheard the BBC on the German Officer's radio that the Russians are coming to their aid. He tell his friends the good news but lies about owning a radio. He was then caught and asked to denouce the radio, but he refused to and was executed in front of the whole town. The town's folk was then packed into a train bound to the concentration camps but was soon intercepted by the Russians.

Now Jakob the Liar is used for a person who sincerely lies just to give everyone hope.

Katrina Victim 1: Maybe we can all catch a movie, something to cheer us up.
Katrina Victim 2: Hey stop Jakob The Liar.
Katrina Victim 1: Never heard of shadow play?!

by jaggae September 7, 2008

Jakob

Jakob is person with huge cock, women simply fell in love with him. He probably has blue eyes and muscular body. Person named Jakob is loyal and romantic.

1: Is that Jakob?
2: Yes, why?
1: He look so good in that yellow t-shirt and that blue eyes are sexy..

by Mia_00 July 5, 2021

Jakob

Jakob is a River

Jakob is a free water River

by Chirs is a Nazi January 31, 2019

Jakob

tall super tall guy who’s also known as the hard carry and the txt stan

Jakob: My name is Jakob.
Person: You must be a hard carry and the txt stan!

by gwendoleen November 17, 2021

Jakob

(Noun): Someone who is unable to close a door or a book without their business partner present.

Steve: “Why is Jakob alone again today? You do realize he can’t close a door, right?”

Jakob: “Hold my non alcoholic beer.”

by Armenianthief January 25, 2023