major juju

Deep and thoughtful philosophy as expressed articulately in ye olde english.

The phrase was first coined by the unnamed legend of a schoolboy in an interview with the comedian Russell Howard.
I’m gonna say this in a philosophical way, so get prepared for some major juju cos this’ll go on for basically an hour.
by ToBedForWeRiseAtDaybreak November 12, 2022
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juju on that beat

Taking a rip of smoke while listening to a respected banger, better with friends
person 1 I needa see you juju on that beat
person 2 juju off that what

person 1 you dipshit grab the bong and start riping
by rma2802 May 26, 2023
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Juju

a female that's very loyal, overprotective, very smart and wise and have good personality. Shes not mean but she has her ways ... very good in the bed too .. to be honest you meet her bro just gone ahead and wife her.
by THE BIG GENERAL NOT THE LA ONE October 20, 2022
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Juju

A legendary 4'9" striped and blue great Skribbl.io artist and sometimes can be used to describe a person that is not that tall but stronk and talented especially in arts.
"Dude, you shouldn't mess with that one. Don't judge just by the looks because that's a Juju. Le-wait for it... juju-ndary!"
by Hecthain March 11, 2019
mugGet the Jujumug.

Juju

Someone who is tall. Usually has a bunch of bitches. A juju can come in all different shades.
Ron: Do you know what a juju is?
Eleanor: does a juju have bitches?
by Claardlointe440 April 5, 2022
mugGet the Jujumug.

Juju Non

A low level player in the popular game "Hypixel Skyblock", that liquidated all their assets to afford the so called "Juju Shortbow" and a full set of "Shadow Assassin Armor". They're generally annoying and bad at dungeons.
Bro, stop acting like a juju non you fucking nigger.
Livy is such a juju non right now, ts pmo
by Tainted Farmer April 14, 2025
mugGet the Juju Nonmug.

Juju pussy

A vagina that is sweet and edible, it is referred to the Jamaican (Juju candy).
The man love off me sweet, clean juju pussy, him couldn’t stop beg fi more.”
by Big booty tiara September 4, 2019
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