Jolly Roger Salute

A close relative of the star spangled banner, the Jolly Roger salute, executed mostly while inebriated, occurs when a guy is giving it to a girl doggy style. On his signal, a friend sneaks out of the closet and ties a Jolly Roger flag around his neck. The guy in the sex act begins singing "Yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me." This is a great move.

"Yo dude, Max Jolly Roger Saluted his bitch with the help of Sam the other night."

by Dangles December 6, 2004

Jolly Rancher

The Act of inserting a jolly rancher(s) into a females vagina during "playtime." After a while, the jolly rancher(s) will melt and ooze out of her vagina, the male/female then licks the reminence of the jolly rancher.

Jolly ranchers taste better when u give a girl a jolly rancher.

by Kevin May 1, 2006

jolly cockstain

Someone that is blissfully unaware of how miserably pathetic they truly are.

John Howard is a jolly cockstain. Ignorance is bliss.

by Kiwi Sam April 2, 2008

jolly jizz festival

An expression used to describe a gathering of male homosexuals. Usually involving the wearing of colorful costumes and mind altering club drugs.

A jolly jizz festival, is the ideal setting for homosexual acceptance.

All homosexuals and their supportive hetero counterparts are welcome to participate. Jolly jizz festivals are the target of varying degrees of hate speech and anti gay protesting.

"Hey Timothy!! Oooo..! Lookie there! It's a great big jolly jizz festival! Gimme some party and play and lets go-oh!"

Or

"Steer clear of that jolly jizz festival David, you know how much God hates queers! We wouldn't want anything rubbing off on you now would we?"

by itisivon September 5, 2009

Jolly Trolley

The last resort drunken fat chick at a party that all of your friends at one or many times in their life have taken home and banged, then one of your buddies later in life ends up marrying it because it's his first time getting some.

I was in a jam and had to take the Jolley Trolley.

Oh yeah, he married that Jolly Trolley bitch!

He thinks he's the shit for bangin the Jolley Trolley last night.

by Dogs in the Tub June 29, 2011

Jolly Roger

When a Packers fan is anally fisted by Aaron Rogers and waved above his head, mimicking the flag on the mast of a pirate ship.

In the locker room after the game, Jake was pleasantly surprised when he received a Jolly Roger from his idol.

by 00Doom January 5, 2014

jolly rancher

A slang word for being hard or a dick

"im like a jolly rancher
'cause i stay so hard"

by Briahna October 19, 2005