Alberta Jellyfish

A used condom found floating in a lake or river.

Man I was rafting the other day and ran into an Alberta Jellyfish! Now I gotta get tested!

by damar1985 September 15, 2009

Oklahoma Jellyfish

A used condom, flushed down the toilet that, somehow, made it past the sewage treatment facility, and is floating in the rivers and streams of Oklahoma.

Billy-Bob: "Hey, d'you go fishin' down yonder't tha river?"
Jimmy-James: "Yeah, all I caught was an Oklahoma Jellyfish."

by Horse Nipple August 11, 2009

dirty jellyfish

during sexual intercourse you fill your mates anus with jam or jelly after this has been done he/she stands up and aims her anus directly into your mouth and proceeds do deficate jelly and all.

sexdumbdirty jellyfish

by sexy boy82 November 26, 2009

jellyfish handjob

A move used by inexperienced teen girls. Instead of gripping the shaft like they should, the girl instead just uses the ends of her fingers on the tip, so that her hand looks similar to a swimming jellyfish.

My fifteen year old girlfriend just gave me a jellyfish handjob. I told her if she doesn't grip it next time, mr. backhand comes out

by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011

Jellyfish Schleking

Gothic Amish tradition of cleansing ones soul by self flatulation by sticking ones penis into a jellyfish.

"Jacob come hither and schleck jellyfish for masturbation in penance to god"

"Jellyfish schleking is not as fun as donkey schleking father"

by Clippy.Memes June 26, 2018

Jellyfish jelly

1. The tastiest thing in the sea;

2. Potential gay slang refering to k y jelly;

Yo you got some of that jellyfish jelly?

by Acejr27 April 2, 2019

jellyfish breasts

Nice, potentially ~scoop~able breasts that are jiggly like a jellyfish. They have an ethereal float to them. They are the definition of the perfect jiggly titty.

*Tentacles not required*

Damn she has nice jellyfish breasts.

by sweden2020 April 27, 2021