jabillion

A billion that is compounded nearly limitlessly. Similar to bajillion.

I've seen this movie a jabillion times!

by Francesco V May 25, 2007

Jail Joint

Joints which are commonly smoked in jail. These joints consist of ussaly .1gs of marajuana.

John: I'm so good at rolling
Paul: Can you roll jail joints?
John: Ya even those small suckers

by jailjoint June 29, 2009

Jailbatious

1.Having the qualities of jail bait.

2. Of, or pertaining to, jail bait.

1. "She looks so young, you might say she is jailbatious."
2. She has a jailbatious way about her.

by redwytnblak July 10, 2010

Jailhouse C-Section

Insane and irreparable damage to one's asshole. Mostly likely to occur in jail, from a huge black man named Bubba with his massive black dick.

Bubba: I'm about to give you a Jailhouse C-Section, prepare your asshole.

Max: What are you going to do to me?!

Bubba: Ask Jeff and Adam, they know all about it.

by SSuresh November 3, 2012

Jailfie

A photo taken of a friend while they are being arrested.

I took a jailfie of my friend Mike while he was being arrested for public drunkeness. It's hilarious!

by El Torito August 5, 2014

Jail Yard Shit

Musical sounds that create a gritty, sinister, depressing, and raucous din that would at first hearing seem to be an inmate's failed attempt at harmony while wasting his hour in the jail yard beating random things against each other quite forcefully and with little grace.

(Daniil starts banging a bottle on a porch and then another bottle in succession)

Madeleine: "Damn, that's some real jail yard shit. I've never heard a more terrifying or terrible beat in my life. Cut that out."

by daniil450 June 14, 2016

Jail

A really boring place

don't get arrested by cops with an unfair advantage. U will go directly to jail. U will not pass go. U will not collect two hundred.

by Snoopers snippets May 15, 2016