Jungle Bridge Jackhammer

Refers to the unfortunate moment when a lady bounces off her partners eggplant & miscues on her way down... Resulting in the man’s once epic boner folding under the mighty weight of her gooch like a bad poker hand. AKA: A man’s worst inter-coital nightmare. Welcome to the ER bud

“The doctor told me I can’t crank it for the next two weeks, after she accidentally hit me with the Jungle Bridge Jackhammer.”

by hellakellerd November 6, 2019

Brazilian Jackhammer

for males the act of masturbating using both his feet instead of his hands. in a modified indian style sitting position, the sole of both foot goes over the penis as it were the hands. the male individual will then commence pleasuring himself until the end result is satisfied.

Having both his arms amputated, Carlos discovered the Brazilian Jackhammer was his best bet to getting off.

by ChinoHD October 8, 2010

Texas Jackhammer

A Sex Move In Which You Are Standing Up With Your Partner And You Hold Them Upside Down And Fuck Them In The Mouth. You Then Drop Them On Their Head As You Fall To Your Knees, You Pull You Dick Out Of Their Mouth And Jizz In Their Face As They Hit Their Head.

Usually Resulting In Death Or Mental Retardation.

Anthony: "I Can't Believe You Gave Nancy The Texas Jackhammer Last Week!"
Chad: "Yeah Dude, It Was Intense, i Didn't Mean Do Do It That Hard Though, It Annihilated Her."
Anthony: " Yeah Dude, She'll Never Be The Same, Well We Better Go Back To Her Funeral"

by ThereCanOnlyBeOneHIGHLANDER July 23, 2009

Albuquerque jackhammer

A sexual when you stand a woman on her head and violently force your fist into the rectum of partner(s), then proceeding to enter to and fro until bleeding occurs. (suggested arm movement is at 5600 FPS*)

*FPS - Fists per second

Hello, bitch, please balance yourself on your head, so that I may pleasure you with an Albuquerque jackhammer.

Why sure. I'd love it. =) Let me grab a towel.

by AzZrApIsT June 23, 2011

Puerto Rican Jackhammer

The act of dipping a small round rod into any variety of hot sauce and then quickly thrusting it in and out of a guys peehole.

Man1: "I'm down for some kinky shit, but when she suggested a puerto rican jackhammer i was out of there"

Man2: "Well can I get her phone number then?"

by XtheoneandonlyfattyX August 6, 2011

Backwards Brazilian Jackhammer

When a girl puts on a strap on and fucks a man in the butt while she jacks him off at the same time.

she gives the best backwards brazilian jackhammer.

by The Jachammer September 3, 2011

Double Jackhammer

When two partners penetrate each other's assholes at the same time with either penis' or strap-ons. A decent amount of appendage length and up-curve is needed to do this comfortably.

Jim: "I want to try some new buttplay with Alex but I don't know what to do!"
Deep Dick Keith: "If you guys have some decent length and curve you guys could Double Jackhammer - I did it with Richard and we both couldn't walk the rest of the day."

by catapillarman July 10, 2016