inverted handjob

When a man does a handstand while a woman gives him a handjob

John removed his trousers and did a handstand. Lisel gave him a handjob. Thus, an inverted handjob was performed at a high level of expertise.

by INVERTEDHJ4LIFE May 25, 2006

Piss Infected Cum Bubble

Noun
Disparaging
Piss Infected Cum Bubble-
Refers to someone of of insignificance or unimportance, whose opinions and very existence are trivial, sometimes implies gross lack of sexual repute.

Paris Hilton is prancing around in front of the camera with her va-jay-jay hanging out of her skirt like the piss infected cum bubble she truly is.

by BKizzle8795 February 13, 2009

puss infected clit ring

A circular metal object inserted throught the stuffing in the taco (see cliterous), that happened to become infected due to nasty vagina juices.

I was forking this fat chick right, and then she had this puss infected clit ring...
*everyone throws up.

by Jaun Ortega March 4, 2010

inverted bird caw

When a girl gives a blow job and two hand jobs at the same time, moving her neck and both hands in unison and making gargling noises thus making the motion of a bird flapping its wings.

Kelsey was giving three guys the inverted bird caw

by Hghost5565 April 8, 2008

Inverted tripod

One of the most deadly and complex sex positions ever. Anyone who attempts it dies and anyone who sees it goes blind. The man lies on his back and props himself up with his elbows (making his legs and erect penis form an upside down tripod shape) and the woman attempts to crawl up his ass. the woman dies of suffocation and the man dies of internal bleeding.

Blind kid: be careful when opening doors, or you'll end up like me

other kid: what happened?

Blind kid: i walked in on my parents doing the inverted tripod

other kid: that sucks! was it a nice funeral?

by raptorjesus99 August 16, 2009

Inverted Astronaut

While a man & woman engage in anal sex, the man places an empty fishbowl over her head. Just before he finishes, he pulls out and comes on the bowl.

Also known as "Assfixiation."

"Hey Mary, why is your face so blue? Did you just do the Inverted Astronaut?"

by Twinlobe September 23, 2008

inverted fart

The act of breathing through your anus. The actual term defines the process of inhaling, not exhaling the air.

Mitch laid on his back with his cheeks spread and inhaled an inverted fart.

by Zac O. December 9, 2007