innocence

innocence is the absence of guilt

innocence is the absence of guilt

by Harley gurl May 29, 2019

more chance of Diddy being innocent

An idiom meaning there’s no fucking way in hell something will happen since it’s basically impossible for Diddy to be found not guilty.

There’s more chance of Diddy being innocent than us having gay sex tonight.

by Sean "P. Diddy/Puffy" Combs May 12, 2025

innocent

yyim

yyim don’t know what is sex and she is innocent

by yyim November 4, 2020

Prince Innocence

Receiving anal sex with a strap-on pegging from a large woman.

"They went back to his place she gave him a prince innocence"

by Dr. Mark Shopowitz March 9, 2016

Innocence

1. That one time your 6 year old kid found your lightsaber collection and said they felt sticky

2. What kids lose when they leave a parents bedroom

I lost my innocence when my friend showed me his magazine collection under his bed

by Scythoroast December 4, 2019

vicious innocence

The appearance of innocence despite being guilty of dilatory, seemingly innocuous, or passive actions to sabotage others.

That cashier just walked by me and asked that other woman for help. I'm not fooled by her vicious innocence.
Don't fall prey to vicious innocence. Your boss buys you a few trinkets, but delays providing you with training, even when you ask.
Our history teacher is loaded with vicious innocence. He calls Indian massacres, 'unfortunate'; slaves 'servants'; and uses 'allegedly' for any history that discredits his heroes.

by BellyGoat May 5, 2018

Innocent Likestander

When you inadvertently get a "like" on facebook from someone you don't know, usually on the wall of a mutual friend. Upon further examination you realize the only reason you received a like from this stranger is because you were part of a straight like being performed on your friend's wall by the mutual friend.

Nicole: I got a facebook like on a "happy birthday" I posted on Nate's wall from a complete stranger.

Rishi: Did you see if he liked any other status's on their wall?

Nicole: Let me see... Yeah, he actually liked everything, even FarmVille information.

Rishi: Don't worry, you were just an innocent likestander.

by DJ Weirdface May 17, 2011