Wallet Assault

When you throw your wallet at someone

Person 1: *Throws wallet*
Person 2: FUCKING WALLET ASSAULT!!

by MISTER S.P.E.C.I.A.L. January 28, 2020

Poo wallet

Poo wallet is a game that involves 1 old wallet, some poo and a road.

Place the poo inside wallet, Leave out on road, hide in a spot where you can watch unsuspecting victims pick up wallet.

Works better if you have a fiver sticking out of wallet to give the feeling that its their lucky day.

Kid- I am bored.
Kid2- Lets play "Poo wallet"

by OsamaBinFappin December 20, 2012

wallet licker

Someone who loves money so much they are unable to think or communicate about anything else

I was surrounded by a bunch of wallet lickers in the luxury box at the game, I felt very out of place.

by AdamTexas January 13, 2014

Ham walleting

The act of shoving somthing up your vagina to smuggle, steal, and or store it descreetly.

Keestering is sooo last year, I was "ham walleting" a watch from the store and never got caught

by Dadandsonjokz June 07, 2016

bitch wallet

a man who has a girlfriend

Guy 1: "I always buy food for my girlfriend."
Guy 2: "Yea, you're a total bitch wallet."

by badmanminton February 01, 2023

wallet wife

A woman that lives off her husband's wallet. She does nothing but use his hard earned cash. Most likely a MILF, since she's probably had plastic surgery too.

kid: "my mom just used my dad's money to get a nose job! she's such a wallet wife!"

by luluurubu November 07, 2008

Harlem Wallet

The storage place used by suspects and perpetrators who hide things between their buttocks hoping to avoid discovery during a police search.

Used by New York City Police Department officers

Sarge, we found that lady's cell phone in his Harlem wallet, I doubt she's going to want it back.

by Wrangler of Skanks March 09, 2011