Swot-Knot

The knot that gets caught in your school tie when somebody pulls it down strongly.

1. I just swot-knotted that guy over there!
2. I just recieved some proper swot-knottage over there.

by Dropster October 25, 2010

Twat in a Knot

when the lips of the female genitalia are so large from getting banged and abused, that she can twist them into a knot. Seen it. It can be done.

The striper at Mel's bachelor party, tied her Twat in a knot!

by GoNe1 June 4, 2007

make the knot

To break even. A taxi driver is said to have made the knot when (s)he has made enough money in fares to pay the daily car lease.

Once I pay for gas I probably won't even be making the knot for tonight.

by Mino May 5, 2004

grissol knot

when the lips on a woman's vagina look like two peices of bacon tied together

your grandma's pussy has a huge grissol knot

by floydd scottington January 8, 2009

Knot Gunning

The act of placing a hit of coke on your partners Balloon Knot and having them fart it into your nose.

See also "Fart Knocking", "Angel Dusting"

When snorting coke off a strippers ass just isnt enough.

Hey Mike, how did it go with that stripper last night.

Dude she's a total freak, she was Knot Gunning off me all night.

by Elroy the Great November 12, 2011

Untie The Knot

Amazing divorce company who helps you untie the knot.

Dick and Jane have been separated for years and have finally contacted "Untie The Knot" to finalize their divorce

by KayKitson December 17, 2015

rate of knots

A term to describe something happening quickly

When i had the shits, i was going through toilet paper at a rate of knots

My new facebook page is getting in new fans at a rate of knots!

by jaberdeen90 October 10, 2010