A van that, from a distance, looks like an ice cream truck filled with loads of delicious goodies. Upon closer inspection, however, it ends up seeming rather shady. Shady enough for an adult not to allow desperate children to go up to the van. The first sign is a lack of windows, then a driver with a pedosmile and/or melestache.
The fake-outs are often mistaken for the trucks, and any idiot can tell there is clearly a pedo inside.
The fake-outs are often mistaken for the trucks, and any idiot can tell there is clearly a pedo inside.
Timmy: OH BOY!! An ice cream truck! I want a Spongebob Popsicle!
Mom: Well, if you really want to go Timmy... WAIT! Sorry, Timmy. We can't go.
Timmy: But you said...
Mom: I'm pretty sure it's an ice cream van. You'll learn about it when you're older
Mom: Well, if you really want to go Timmy... WAIT! Sorry, Timmy. We can't go.
Timmy: But you said...
Mom: I'm pretty sure it's an ice cream van. You'll learn about it when you're older
by Ass Kicka April 30, 2011
1. Dr. Rockso's favorite past-time.
2. The customary nightcap after riding the Sub-Zero Rape Coaster at Six Figs Faggot Mansion Theme Park
2. The customary nightcap after riding the Sub-Zero Rape Coaster at Six Figs Faggot Mansion Theme Park
1. Let's go get some hookers and Ice Ca-Ca-Ca-Cream, baby!
2. wowizes, let's grab some hookers and ice cream, end this night right.
2. wowizes, let's grab some hookers and ice cream, end this night right.
by Ann Frank February 19, 2009
by Kiki5472 June 10, 2016
The act of defecating on a friend or family members open laptop and closing the lid afterward leaving a present for the next person to open it.
by CaptainClamSlammer January 23, 2012
The pure essence and delightful flavor of your girlfriends( or almost any female for that matter) southern region. Mainly preferred to be ate after the female has washed out the dish
by kisameassa June 13, 2007
A planned event in which one person consumes ice cream. No others are allowed to attend or even know about it.
Alan: What is this? You didn't invite me to the ice cream party?
JD: Naw, it was an ice cream antisocial.
JD: Naw, it was an ice cream antisocial.
by Motocrossgreg July 25, 2010
One in the front and a fist full of ice in the rear.
Similar to The Van only funnier and colder.
See also: The Shocker
Similar to The Van only funnier and colder.
See also: The Shocker
Bitch was gettin uppity about my fist in her ass, so I decided to chill her out with the Ice Cream Truck.
by Sphincter_Soup April 20, 2009