ion fuck wit you

You chill with this person and they leaving

Friend: Alr i’m dippin deuce

You: Alr ion fuck wit you

by griffdog69420 February 17, 2025

ion fuck wit you

when you fuck with someone and they leaving

Friend: Alright imma dip deuce

You: Alright ion fuck wit you

by griffdog69420 February 17, 2025

negative ion

Bullshit that companies use in their product descriptions to attract karens and anti-vaxxers into being fooled and buying them.

Company: Behold! Our new negative ion anti 5G quantum energy wrist-band!

A: How do people believe this? Atleast the money is off to a person with a brain.
B: This product is 100% true and believable! Anything to protect myself from the 5G waves!

by Poopoo Consumer May 1, 2023

Ion

Used by closet homos, it's code for "I offer nog/noggin" big means Head/blowjob, so next time someone uses ion it means they want to give you a blowjob

Jack: " I would but ion got the money right now"
Robert "ew that's gay"

by xx8416 October 5, 2023

ion

pronounced I-own, this is how some people say I don't typically used over text or verbally.

ion know why he said that about me.

by Ulqu1orraC1f3r February 29, 2024

ion cur

I dont care

Yeah nigga you can get mcdonalds ion cur

by Mr Word God March 7, 2024