No Hander Slammer

A sex position in which the women lays on her stomach with her ass pointed up. The man then climbes to an elevated position above the girl the higher the better. The man then proceedes to stick his arms out like a bird and jumps off his elevated position landing penis first into the woman.

Bro i landed a no hander slammer off my night stand last night.
Dude my girl loves when i hit the no hander slammer.
Man i missed the no hander slammer and my back is killing me.
I missed the no hander slammer and broke my dick.

by Wailex May 19, 2022

salem slammer

When you tie up a woman to a post (as if burning a witch) and then violently fuck her. Afterwards, you clean up get dressed and then set fire to the woman and casually leave the scene.

Johnny took that dirty worthless girl home from the bar and gave her a Salem Slammer

by Reginald Penny Pincher November 9, 2013

oklahoma slammer

a fancy cocktail containing gatorade and liquor that can only be used in classy situations

“Hey Mitch come over so we can slam a couple of Oklahoma slammers by the pool”

by jmp definition June 6, 2022

Pussy Slammer

A woman who acts like she’s the only human being who happens to have a vagina.

I would go out of my way to help her if she wasn’t such a pussy slammer.

by chamuco August 14, 2022

sally slammer

To slap one violently with a floppy breast; The female version of a Thunder Dan.

Brandon was being a total jerk, so I whipped out my boob and gave him a Sally Slammer.

by T.Rex_Lex November 4, 2017

Driveway Slammer

When you're garbage and instead of drinking the typical 40 and 4Loko that makes up the famous Sidewalk Slammer, you drink a bottle of wine (preferably trash like Sutter or Charles Shaw) and a 4Loko. Called this because a bitch doesn't even get to the sidewalk after drinking this.

"Hey Jackie are you drinking tonight?"
"Not not down, a bitch is doing a driveway slammer!"

by nick_scam_pbell March 3, 2017

sister slammer

The act of screwing your sister.
Not a name to be proud of.
Nasty, gross and wrong.
Usually due to country lifestyle.

see incest, inbred, redneck.

Random Guy: Dude, did you hear? Last night john screwed his sister.

Random Guy2: Ew... Bekka? He's a fuckin' sister slammer

by bradski October 10, 2007