Fun Hoover

A person who sucks the fun out of any given situation

Person 1: I bet I could juggle these five rotten eggs
Person 2: bullshit
Person 3: No don’t if you drop them it will make a mess
Person 1: Oh fuck me who invited the fun hoover

by Dan the bastard October 8, 2011

poon hoover

The action of sucking on a womans clitoris ie, giving someone a poon hoover, or poon hoovering them. The experience is found to be very pleasurable among females.

"Oh my god I like totally gave Jane Porter a poon hoover last night and she came all over my face!"

"duuuude"

by Corey Martin May 5, 2007

Hoover tickler

Pleasurably simulating ones anus with the brush attachment on a vacuum cleaner.

Tony: last night I gave myself a Hoover tickler.

David: that sounds painful.

by itsradio May 1, 2013

Hoover dam

To put super glue on your pee hole so you don’t get a girl pregnant

Who needs codoms. Just Hoover dam it. You won’t get her pregnant. .

by Trome November 8, 2019

Hoover Vacuum

When your fucking a girl from behind, lift her legs up, kick her arms out from under her and push her around the house.

When performing the Hoover Vacuum, make sure when your fucking her, you push her around the house on her face.

by tsunde2009 December 18, 2008

Hoover Maneuver

You begin in normal freaky-move starting position (doggy style). The woman is on all fours. In a swift motion, you take her arms and pull them to the side, making her face fall to the ground. Then you start walking around, making vaccuum noises. It's easy, fun, and keeps your floor clean.

Dude, I used the Hoover Manuver on Cindi last night and now she has rug-burn on her forehead.

by On your knees, bitch November 24, 2003

Honduras Hoover

When a male sits on the females face (Asshole-to-mouth) and deprives the girl of oxygen. The girl will then try to breathe in air, thus resulting in sucking out the shit from the male like a Hoover vacuum. Then the guy will turn around, piss in her mouth, and say, "Welcome to Honduras, Bitch!"

"Stephanie craved the Honduras Hoover after skipping out on lunch."

by The PGP August 6, 2009