Ghandi's Camel's Hoof

See ''Ghandi's Flipflop'' but a whole lot worse.

Me mouth's as dry as Ghandi's Camel's Hoof mate!

by Camelhead5 January 17, 2010

hoof that pulpy load

a phrase coined meaning "swallow that!" or "choke on that" after you insult someone.

your grandma was awesome last night, hoof that pulpy load

by leahbiiiiiiiia June 14, 2010

hoof you in the nuts

a kick in the genitals

shut your face asshole or I will hoof you in the nuts

by de99 April 24, 2017

Shaggy Fig-Hoof

Pussy with meaty lips and too much pubic hair.

"Once she had me hand cuffed, she started grinding that stank ass Shaggy Fig-hoof on my face."

by SgtDangles January 4, 2017

Hoof Cock

A penis from which a toe nail is growing.

Ew, gross trim your hoof cock.

by Step-Sister fister November 16, 2010

Hoof Her in the Front Butt

To kick a woman's camel toe, in self defense of course

I almost got raped by a grisly trench digger last night so I gave her the old Hoof Her in the Front Butt and skee-daddled out if there.

by Moses Magoo April 17, 2015

Hoof

Something or someone that is very cool, and or chill. Laid back, but also unique and particularly out of the ordinary.
A person can also be Hoofing, Hoofed-out, getting Hoofed or off their Hoof.

A thing or person can be Hoof, Hoofed, The Hoof, Hoofy, or Hoofington the Third.
A place or space can be On Hoof, Off the Hoof, Hoofing, or Hooftown.

I got to the party at 1:30 am and it was Off the Hoof! Maddie had her teats out and was tearing up the D floor! Her dance moves were Hoof as F

We left after the party had Hoofed out, our uberdriver was Hoofington the Third, cuz he let us play some hoof tunes on the ride home.

by Veronika Van Cartier July 20, 2024