Alpaca hoof

Fat pussy

She’s got an alpaca hoof.

by Jrod29 January 22, 2022

strong on the hoof

Being a big timer, Notable strength and prowess. To infinity and beyond.

A 1000 horsepower C18 catepillar is well known as being strong on the hoof

by Randy Big Timer February 3, 2010

Shaggy Fig-Hoof

Pussy with meaty lips and too much pubic hair.

"Once she had me hand cuffed, she started grinding that stank ass Shaggy Fig-hoof on my face."

by SgtDangles January 4, 2017

devil's hoof

to masterbate with four cupped fingers

I gave Julie the devil's hoof and she liked it ;)

by julie jujube August 28, 2009

Cocking The Hoof

To engage in an illegal sexual action with a farmer's horse, whether it be the farmer or a blackman engaging in the inapporpriate action, although Horse's need pleasuring too!

Horse: "NAYYY NAYYER NAY", Translation: "what you doin' nigger"

Farmer: "shut up bitch, i'm cocking the hoof"

Horse: "NAYYYYYYY NAY", Translation "wooh there nigger, that ain't right"

by Jason R and Ben H February 27, 2007

moose hoof

same as camel toe but for a man that wears way too tight of pants.
(I would say worse than a camel toe dude)

HOLY SHIT, Did you see that fag in the spandex shorts? His moose hoof was hanging out the bottom!!

by yeeeer mom October 26, 2005

to hoof

verb. The equivalent of being fingered, except the one who performs the act has hooves. Generally thought to be unpleasant and possibly painful due to the lack of mobility and sharp edges of a hoof.

I would rather be hooved than go to class today.

by Natalie August 4, 2003