Honkey Donk

Slang term for a ridiculously lifted show truck. Usually sits on enormous american force wheels and never sees a speck of dirt. Paid for by their parents.

“Sorry i couldnt make it to the car meet, how was it?”
“You didnt miss much. A bunch of rich kids pulled up in their honkey donks and the cops came”

by E4Mafia August 21, 2019

honkey tonk

the sound a white man makes when he is hit over the head with ball bat.

"Damn Tyrone, did you hear the sound that cracker made when I hit him with dat ball bat."

by Jon Juan September 17, 2005

Honkey tonk

Spanish spoken with a thick Southern accent.

"The landscaper couldn't understand Cletus' honkey tonk."

by Juan2001 January 4, 2008

Honkey

New term recently used to refer to the sport originally known as 'hockey.' Widely spread in the cold country of Canada, honkey is played on ice; honkey players wear ice skates as they attempt to push the puck in the opposing team's goal. The fights are the best part of a honkey game.

"I just traded up in my fantasy honkey team!"

by oh snapp! June 3, 2009

bro-honkey

Redneck who tries to act black. Common symptoms include tricked out rides, loud stereo playing (c)rap, hat turned around backwards, low-hanging pants, and hanging out with other black-wannabe homies.

Caught off-guard and humiliated in his tighty whities, Bubba couldn't chase after the young mallrats who had sneaked up and depantsed him. Instead, he gathered his low-rise jeans back around his hips and nonchalantly whistled "Ice Ice Baby", hoping to maintain his bro-honkey image, his face reddening to match his neck as his boys laughed their asses off.

by RaNDoMLeiGh June 12, 2007

honkey tonk

A term often used in country songs that is code for STDs.

You know those songs
where the singer sings.."You can get the girl out of the honkey tonk,
but you can't get the honkey tonk out of the girl?" Do you know what
"honkey tonk" means. It means herpes, baby! That's right! You can't
get the honkey tonk out of the girl because herpes is there for life!!!
Who knew that country songs were so coy!!!

by Tom September 17, 2004

big honkey

A big... big... dick.

I like the feeling of his BIG HONKEY inside me!

by LemonSqueezeSoHard September 16, 2016