hillbilly holiday

a very good excuse not to show up for work. when a man on a certain hill consumes an unknown amount of moonshine and can not make it to the coal mine he calls a "hillbilly holiday"

i got drunked up last night i aint goin to work...i am takin a hillbilly holiday.

by jacin rome December 18, 2005

holiday haulter

the opposite of a holiday whore. a holiday haulter is a man or woman who is denied intercourse from their spouse specifically on any type of holiday, anniversary, birthday, or any other special event.

Randall: dude yesterday was your birthday..get any special lovin' from the lady?
Tim: nah, that bitch was being a holiday haulter

by TheIncredibleHault November 30, 2009

lady holiday

A code name for a woman's menstral period, or another way of saying her "time of the month".

Ugh cramps, bad! Lady holiday started today.

by coleyy_xoxo May 7, 2015

Holiday Leftovers

When at first a person seems like they're warming up to you or things are heating up, and then they turn cold; similar to heating up a plate of holiday leftovers where the first bite is hot and then the second bite is cold.

Tom: "Hey man, how's it going with Mary?"
Nick: " She pulled a holiday leftovers on me."

by _Well_Informed_ July 5, 2017

Hertling Holiday

When you take off from work for no apparent reason other than "just because"

Ehh, weather looks shitty for Monday. I think I'll take a Hertling Holiday

by Pontiacc February 13, 2017

Holiday Lobster

The holiday lobster is the decades long tradition of a family member or friend dressing as a lobster to deliver the gifts people actually need.

Omg did you see how holiday lobster gave Katie a condom with a straw in it!? You know she loves cum!

by Holiday Lobster December 5, 2020

Holiday rose

A blue eyed goddess. With an amazing ass.

Wow have you seen “holiday rose” she is a beautiful creature of the heavens.

by Holiday rose July 4, 2021