Tree gap hitter

The most perfect human being to grace the earth, these people are the best at everything ever.

You see Jeremiah over there, I think he's a tree gap hitter

by reufcdnuc8ewiurwqerc November 25, 2022

bong hitter

A person who is always found smoking marijuana using a bong

-What is Jaylen doing?
-He is smoking weed,dude is no more than a bong hitter

by luckyjerk April 20, 2016

couch hitter

Usally a guy who uses the couch to fuck the girls.

Sky- Wow you are an amazing couch hitter. Tim- Awe thanks thot

by ERA Kendry December 03, 2016

lig hitter

Lig hitter-n.: A lighter. Preferably a bic. Dumb stoner terminology born of a dipshit who smoked too much and it stuck.

Hey, gimme that lig hitter. Imma take another hit.

by sirdrake February 27, 2015

Hitter

It’s basically what teens call vapes these days

“Yo can you pass the hitter”

by Ur favvvv April 09, 2023

hitter

1. a person who hits a ball with a bat, racket, stick, etc. to score runs or points in a game.
2. a barber who is absolutely amazing at cutting hair.
3. a hair trimmer which cuts super sharp and eats hair for breakfast when balding out or detailing. Also known as a 'httr' for short in the barber community because of 'httr' the barber brand.

What a great hitter. He scored several runs!
The barber is a hitter bro. Look how fine my hair is!
These trimmers are fire bro! They are hitters!
(also - These trimmers hit hard bro!)

by httrman September 26, 2023

Pinch hitter

The act of anal on an individual that is pinching one off. Also refered to act when one has left behind some fecal matter on ones genitals when pulling out.

Todd took Barney to the shower to be a pinch hitter. That bathroom still stinks like shit!

by Yupsidid March 15, 2018