French Hitter

The act of a woman performing analingus on a man. French because of the use of the tongue, like a French kiss, and hitter because the man is switching places with the woman as a switch hitter in baseball.

I finally got that substitute teacher I've been seeing to give me the old French Hitter.

by Doctor Hugs and Kisses August 16, 2011

Pig-Hitter

1. a stoner who tends to demand first hits on all bowls of weed and intercepts the joint/bong as it's being passed to steal an extra hit; pig-hitters also sneak hits in private before the official smoking begins to achieve a head-start on their high

2. used to describe an individual who converts an entire bowl of weed to ash before they pass the bong to the next person and take larger hits than their fellow stoners

3. one who abuses and beats pigs

Bob: *cough* Here, Gus, it's your turn.
John: Don't mind if I do!
Gus: Dude! You already went! It's my turn now!
Bob: Gosh, John, you're such a pig-hitter!

Dude1: What the...why is the bowl finished already?
Dude2: Aw sorry man, I can be such a pig-hitter sometimes.

Dude1: hey, why is my pig all bruised and shit?
Dude2: well, I got kinda bored and decided to beat it.
Dude1: what?! I never took you for a pig-hitter!

by musicalmisanthropist July 25, 2012

heavy hitter

A person who takes very big hits of their joint or bong.

"Holy crap dude, you're a heavy hitter"

by heRetic May 13, 2005

Pinch hitter

Someone who bats above their average in relationships with the oposite sex.

Oh my god hes so ugly and old, but hes in a relationship with that hot, young woman. How is that possible?

Hes a pinch hitter!

by Ol' Krissym March 5, 2010

Hitter

Your go to club shirt

Hey bro were going to the club tonight! You better put your hitter on!

by the legend of oxnard May 4, 2010

pinch hitter

1: <baseball> one that pinch-hits
2: <relationship> a penetration device (usually vibrates) used by the male on the female when Viagra just can't quite get the job done.

"Their only chance of hitting a homerun is to bring in their pinch-hitter."

"His only chance of hitting a homerun is to bring in his pinch-hitter."

by Kyle January 16, 2004

No-Hitter

Noun; A jackoff who tries to play blackjack, but refuses to hit any hand that he may bust with.

The dealer was showing a 10 and he had a hard 12, but he still wouldn't hit the hand. What a fucking no-hitter.

by Your mom February 19, 2004