AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder)

A short-term condition in which a person is attracted to the opposite sex, which is fatal without treatment.

My dad got AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder) yesterday. He's in the hospital now.
Oh my god, that's so sad. I hope he gets better soon.

by thatpersonthatwritesdefintions October 27, 2020

heterosexual

a mental illness causing people to hold their peena on tiktok and talk in an unironic southern accent

heterosexual means straight
brianna: "guys, i just got diagnosed for heteroitis.."
her friends: "omg hope u get better bestie! quarantine..stay homo✊"

by bribri June 1, 2022

Heterosexual

A person who likes the same gender to the point where they cant stand to be near the same gender are they will get hard

Bro you really are a heterosexual, stop trying to suck me

by NothingThink77 November 16, 2021

pronoun heterosexual

A person who is heterosexual only because they use pronouns to describe romantic partners regardless if the pronoun fits the partners true gender.

"He's just a pronoun heterosexual, he pointed to a guy and said he had sex with her."

by The worst English student February 23, 2022

heterosexual

Someone who is only attracted to members of the opposite sex.

Heterosexual.

by Jargolini December 2, 2024

heterosexual

Attraction to the opposite gender.

Heterosexual.

by Catedrast December 7, 2024

heterosexual

Binary people who are attracted to people of the opposite gender.

Heterosexual.

by Fizogobo January 31, 2025