Hetero Touch

The ability to make any lgbtq+ person go out with you regardless of gender

John: Did you see zach went out with that asian chick last week?
Adam: No? I thought she was lesbian.
John: She is, zach just has the hetero touch.

by BeeBTW February 20, 2022

black star hetero

A straight man who tends to sleep with queer women.

Jared is such a black star hetero, he's trying to date some dyke again.

by nosediver January 6, 2014

Heater-Chawski

When one is enjoying a large quantity of chewing tobacco and smokes a cigarette at the same time

I just got a disorderly conduct ticket. Heater-Chawski!!

by atroby91 October 1, 2010

heterobear

a heterosexual hairy manly man

In the locker room, "No dude, that's no bear that's a heterobear; I've seen his girlfriend."

by Areeamay November 15, 2014

heterodont

A white boy that gets on your nerves so you don't fuck with that heterosexual.

There's this one kid named Zach that's a heterodont.

by Bbvyffv123456 August 15, 2018

hetero-sure

Having great confidence in your heterosexuality while being in stereotypical homosexual situations

responding after getting picked on by my buddies at the bar for going to a Jewel Concert in a pink button-up shirt: "you're just jealous you are not as Hetero-sure as I am!"

by SkiipyS October 9, 2019

Helter Skelter

When large sums of stupid people are at odds with other large sums of stupid people and cause utter chaos and confusion to the spectators

“Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity”
- Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups” - George Carlin

The Black Lives Matter, Blue Lives Matter, and All Lives Matter have created such a Helter Skelter!

by 34huvane July 18, 2020