Twilight Herpes

When you go out in the open and the stripper glitter reflects the light and you seem to sparkle from it.
Taken from the Gaylight saga, that gay-ass gaypire, Edward Cullen.

Guy 1: Dude, why are you sparkling?

Guy 2: Shit, i think i got Twilight Herpes from that stripper last night.

Guy 1: Damn.

by V-engeance-V January 18, 2011

Herpe Slurpee

The act of giving or receiving (unknowingly) a mouthful of semen dosed with herpes.

Jane: Hey Mary, is that a cold sore on your mouth?

Mary: Yeah. I gave Billy a mouthski for his birthday the other night and I'm pretty sure he gave me a Herpe Slurpee.

Jane: What an asshole.

by AustiRody June 13, 2014

Hand Herpes

Masturbating or fingering somebody who has herpes

Hand herpes is usually found from hookers or skanks

by Playah8ers November 26, 2009

Like-a Herp

Said before demonstrating how to do something to a casual audience.

"And then we go like-a herp... and we're done."

by AEGPawn December 25, 2009

Herpes' Law

Herpes' Law is an adage or epigram that is typically stated as: "If you don't get tested for an std, you can be assured you don't have one. Only once the knowledge of an std is brought to light, is the disease active."

Naw bro I'm clean......Herpes' Law.

by Commonersflaw May 8, 2011

Space herpes

From the 1984 movie called Ice Pirates

Princess: what was that?

Jason: Ah, it was..ah...a spa...adjle.

Princess: A what!

Jason: Space herpes.

Nanny: THAT'S DISGUSTING!

by Quinid June 24, 2017

necro herpes

herpes that originates from dead human reproductive cells.

if a guy has intercourse of any sort with a
dead female that includes penetration into any orafice he could contract necro herpes, if said female had herpes before she died.

by [e-mail] December 17, 2008