Halberd Sexual

Sexually attracted to white bread and white bread lovers who live in the states with zero hoes.

Boy: what do you identify as? I’m dream sexual!

Boy: you silly bitch. I’m Halberd Sexual

by Certified Guinness club May 1, 2022

Homie Hauler

Those pegs on the back of a bmx bike that you can carry friends with.

(Dude 1): hey man, you wanna go to the store?
(Dude 2): hell yeah! I installed a homie hauler on my bike so you can ride with me.
(Dude 1): Sweet. let’s go.

by tann+adam July 24, 2018

long-hauler

A pandemic victim for which the negative impacts to their health and related symptoms persist for months or years after being infected with the virus.

A long-hauler with prolonged suffering from Covid-19 seems to go unnoticed by many in part because they are bed ridden and in social isolation.

by mlhiss September 7, 2020

William Halpern

New Paltz middle school quire teacher who claims he is fourteen, but some sources point towards him being twenty-eight. Tall, awkward and a little geeky, Mr. Halpern uses finger-guns more than the average twelve-year-old. He has been depicted artistically as both a llama and a dinosaur, and both fit him very well.

"Who's that awkward eight grader?" "Oh, that's William Halpern."

by i_am_the_dolphin October 22, 2020

Lunch box Hauler

to own a truck but not use it for its intentions. the term comes from people who choose not to carry things such as lumber or working materials but rather drive a truck around for no true reason.

look at that lifted truck"... "what a lunch box hauler

by Slimguy379 August 16, 2010

lux laden hic hauler

A four-wheel drive vehicle that will never see dirt. Usually has all luxury car amenities.

Upper Wisconsin is filled with lux laden hic haulers that will never go off-road.

by Civic RR September 7, 2017

Hellermanism

The social view based upon a life lived off of music, food, and women. Somebody who is a "Hellerman" might feel obliged to play guitar while eating a hot dog and performing anal sex with a woman.

"You can tell that he is a firm believer in Hellermanism because he is sexy, a musician, hungry, and is currently recieving a blow job".

by Sampson H. June 2, 2008