Hair of the Unicorn

The drug equivalent of "hair of the dog" I.e when one wakes in such a state that only taking more drugs can alleviate your symptoms ...

Last night was amazing .. I was off my trolley .. Im
Gonna need a hair of the unicorn !!

by Savaloy June 10, 2015

Hair Cut Rape

When the first cut of a hair cut is so short you have no choice but to submit to a bad hair cut.

I just wanted a few inches off the top but before I knew it I got hair cut raped, now I have to wear a hat for a week.

by hypefish July 28, 2010

Hair Tumor

A bubble in one's hair, caused from inconsistencies in hair styling.

Woah, Rachael, don't let Addison braid your hair again - you have a hella hair tumor.

by OliveSoupp October 18, 2010

hair fear

The phenomenon where an individual intends to get a haircut, but reconsiders after performing a last minute evaluation of their hairstyle.

This is in fact your hair exhibiting existential dread and influencing you into extending its lifetime.

Aaron: "Well i have a hair cut booked 15 minutes from now but i dont think im going to go because by hair looks absolutley fantastic right now."

Matt: "Thats your hair fear talking, you have to go to your haircut."

by Abstract Sever November 9, 2017

Hair Dick

When a woman has her hair in a high, tall bun which resembles a dick

Wow that chick has a hair dick

by Gladdymum September 27, 2018

hair dude

Some dude that is completely in love with his/her hair. They allways are touching their hair.

"Dude that dude is such a hair dude, dude."

by Kane G. May 13, 2005

hair bruise

The strange, mildly painful and "bruise-like" sensation that results from letting one's hair down after pulling it back all day with a headband or into pony tail.

If you didn't pull your hair back so tight you wouldn't have that hair bruise when you take out your pony tail.

by Praelior November 2, 2010