Erectric Guitar

The act of masturbation where one slides his hand up and down his penis while moving his fingers in a fashion similar to playing an electric guitar.

“Yo, I’m so grossed out!!! I went to Sean’s room to see if he wanted to play some ball outside and I caught him playin’ the Erectric Guitar!!! He looked so embarrassed!! ”

by GeoNeo714 April 12, 2019

Electric Guitar

The ultimate form of coolness. The second one puts the guitar on and the guitar so low that it's hip height immedialty becomes the ultimate pussy magnet. One strum of the power chord and the pussies will be melted.

“Yo, have you seen that sick ass electric guitar."
“I know right. Might melt some serious pussy with that axe."

by BigBoiDaddy February 28, 2020

Guitarthritis

the medical condition causing pain in the wrists after playing guitar hero for an extended amount of time

"Man my wrists hurt from my guitarthritis"
"You sure its not from jackin' it?"

by Bojangles Mother April 8, 2008

Guitargasm

The expression of often orgasmical ecstacy shown whilst playing guitar. Most commonly used during shredding.

Fuck me james, that's one hell of a guitargasm u just pulled.

by Corey Martin January 16, 2007

guitar solo

what makes metal real metal

most nu metal has no guitar solos (yes, that was a diss)

by zack423 October 1, 2006

guitar

The greatest invention known to man

The guitar is the greatest thing known to man

by Iron Maiden Fan December 26, 2007

grandpas guitars

the term used by Tokie and Skwisgaar for acoustic instruments.

Grandpas guitars are for pussies, and grandpas and I think he knows it.

by not will hensley December 12, 2007