Guppy

When your man/lady does some stupid ass but they’re so cute while doing it, that you can’t yell at them

Him: *slaps his belly to the 20 century fox theme*
Her: he is such a guppy

by Mr.bonz July 4, 2020

Guppie

A very simple and gullible man who will do anything to please the a woman who he is attracted to.

Timothy is always coming around with gifts for me. He is such a guppie

by anonymous October 31, 2023

Guppies

Older term used to describe fans of somebody or something that will mindlessly follow like a school of fish. They are the biggest Yes Men and will never find faults in who they are following. It's usually referred to a celebrity of some sort but it could also just be a popular person that has a lot of people that follow them around.

person: Did you see what (artist) did?
the group of guppies within ear distance: Uhh yeah well who are you to discredit them anyways soooo really you should lay off because they make good art.

by Dick Haver January 21, 2024

guppy bear

A person who looks like a fish and smokes pot

I’m a guppy bear in the guppy world.

by Gummy bear bang July 11, 2020

beep the guppy

Slang for "masturbating".

I'm having trouble sleeping so I'm going to beep the guppy.

by deathsloth January 9, 2023

Guppies

It's a terminology used to describe that mind blowing urge for pleasure while at the same time feeling completely satisfied and relaxed like you but also the feeling like you have the urge to de-stress because you are left sexually or emotionally unsatisfied all at the same time. It's a high we have all experienced or will experience.

when you feel really high or the highest you can get or even that mind blowing pleasure when your high hits you.

Guppies!!! Or you have guppies

by RU3Y3LUE October 28, 2020

Guppy

The act of placing your hand between someones ass cheeks from behind, and flopping your hand side to side in a manner that resembles a guppy. One must shout "guppy" before executing the act; Forewarning is necessary to allow the victim time to clench cheeks and minimize penetration.

(noun) "I let my guard down while Jennie was behind me and she gave me a guppy."
(verb) "She guppied me so hard, I'll be walking with a limp for the next 24 hours."

by JumboJam February 3, 2015