A bootleg kit that's supposedly rare, but scalpers manage to have available everytime someone (a fool willing to part with money) looks for it. Sold usually at a very high markup, around 300%, to sometimes 500% of the initial price point. Sometimes, even more.
Randall NotAFool: How much did you get that Supernova Wing Zero Custom Prelude?
Eugene GotFooled: Got it for $100, and it's the lowest price EVER, since it's more than $200 at ShopPay.
Randall NotAFool: That's too expensive. You've been scalped!
Eugene GotFooled: No. I got it because it's a Reyr Bootleg Gumpra. The seller said so.
Randall NotAFool: That's not rare. That thing is always available whenever a fool like you looks around for it. Scalpers never run out of it.
Eugene GotFooled: Got it for $100, and it's the lowest price EVER, since it's more than $200 at ShopPay.
Randall NotAFool: That's too expensive. You've been scalped!
Eugene GotFooled: No. I got it because it's a Reyr Bootleg Gumpra. The seller said so.
Randall NotAFool: That's not rare. That thing is always available whenever a fool like you looks around for it. Scalpers never run out of it.
by TheLingeringSaint July 6, 2022
Get the REYR Bootleg Gumpra mug.A bootleg kit that's supposedly rare, but scalpers manage to have available everytime someone (a fool willing to part with money) looks for it. Sold usually at a very high markup, around 300%, to sometimes 500% of the initial price point. Sometimes, even more expensive than a P-Bandai kit that's actually rare.
Randall NotAFool: How much did you get that Supernova Wing Zero Custom Prelude?
Eugene GotFooled: Got it for $100, and it's the lowest price EVER, since it's more than $200 at ShopPay.
Randall NotAFool: That's too expensive. You've been scalped!
Eugene GotFooled: No. I got it because it's a Reyr Bootleg Gumpra. The seller said so.
Randall NotAFool: That's not rare. That thing is always available whenever a fool like you looks around for it. Scalpers never run out of it.
Eugene GotFooled: Got it for $100, and it's the lowest price EVER, since it's more than $200 at ShopPay.
Randall NotAFool: That's too expensive. You've been scalped!
Eugene GotFooled: No. I got it because it's a Reyr Bootleg Gumpra. The seller said so.
Randall NotAFool: That's not rare. That thing is always available whenever a fool like you looks around for it. Scalpers never run out of it.
by TheLingeringSaint July 6, 2022
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