These are pesky little monsters who try to induce feelings of guilt or self loathing. They normally arrive the morning after a very heavy night out.
"I was so fucked last night - can't remember anything - I'm laying in bed surrounded by guilt goblins and bad news bears"
by MajorTrouble August 27, 2013
Get the guilt goblinsmug. when you're working with sensitive materials (chemistry, food prep, biohzards, etc.) and you repeatedly fuck up when putting on/using your disposable gloves so that you go through half a box in 5 minutes and you feel guilty about wasting resources
"there would always be some residue that would sublime its way through the tape and so it would get on your gloves, and then your gloves would smell like it until you replace them, and after you replace your gloves like five times, you feel a bit of glove guilt, so this is another really annoying stupid compound"
- That Chemist, "Which chemical do I hate the most," 14:01
- That Chemist, "Which chemical do I hate the most," 14:01
by k992 September 26, 2023
Get the glove guiltmug. by PapaRegs December 8, 2013
Get the Drinkers guiltmug. A Scottish phrase to describe the feeling oneself may experience when getting ‘onnit’ without making any effort with their appearance whatsoever. This implies that getting ‘pished’ is not a special occasion, but in fact an everyday pastime, like it would be for a junkie.
Abigail - “Alright gal, want to get onnit?”
Jennifer - “Nah chick, am wearing joggies n av no got ma face on, al get junkie guilt.”
Jennifer - “Nah chick, am wearing joggies n av no got ma face on, al get junkie guilt.”
by strawberry123456789 January 24, 2021
Get the Junkie Guiltmug. A manipulative tactic in which a person (typically a straight male) uses guilt tripping and emotional blackmail to attract (or "fish" for) a romantic partner by abusing the potential victim's sense of empathy and making the victim constantly pity the person who is manipulating them. (otherwise known as the "fisher")
Damian: "No one loves me. I'm so lonely because I have no one to hold, please give me a chance or I'll kill myself. #loner #single #depressed"
Hannah: "Stop guilt fishing on Myspace and get professional help."
Hannah: "Stop guilt fishing on Myspace and get professional help."
by Ghost_Chiaki March 27, 2021
Get the Guilt Fishingmug. Clothing that is given as a gift to you as a gift from family. It usually consists of some type of fruity colored sweater, a hand knit accessory, or other item you would never wear. But because you love the person who gives it to you, and you don't want to make them feel bad, you wear it out of guilt.
Kid: Thanks for this bright orange sweater grandma.
Grandma: your welcome sonny, I knit it all myself. How 'bout you try it on for me.
Kid: Sure grandma thanks a bunch.
(later...)
Kids friend: What's up with the gay sweater? it looks like a stylish piece of guilt couture.
Grandma: your welcome sonny, I knit it all myself. How 'bout you try it on for me.
Kid: Sure grandma thanks a bunch.
(later...)
Kids friend: What's up with the gay sweater? it looks like a stylish piece of guilt couture.
by Webster 2.0 October 4, 2009
Get the guilt couturemug. The feeling you get when you ignore a stupid facebook post or share (like/share/ etc. if you're against bullying/abuse/sex/cancer/anything). The feeling remains the same even after you realize that liking a picture doesn't help anything
Annoying Facebook Person: OMG like this post if you're against bullies I know 99% of you won't cuz you're too cool <3
Sane Facebook User: Liking the picture doesn't do anything about bullying, but that damn guilt-slap stings
Sane Facebook User: Liking the picture doesn't do anything about bullying, but that damn guilt-slap stings
by badassjediskier August 20, 2012
Get the guilt-slapmug.