French for William. Makes his kids clean. Makes Chaz, Mj and Serenity do all the cleaning but Ariya doesn't. Graduated valedictorian. Love to workout. Has big muscles.
by The Mask 2.0 September 9, 2020
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See also: penis fly trap
See also: penis fly trap
"OW MOTHERFUCK" - guillotine victim #3185
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Guilford: is a town in New Haven County, Connecticut, United States, that borders Madison, Branford, North Branford and Durham, and is situated on I-95 and the coast. The population was 21,398 at the 2000 census. It was named one of the top 100 places to live in the United States by Money magazine in 20052.First settled in 1639, Guilford has the third largest collection of historic homes in New England, with important buildings from the 17th, 18th, and 19th centuries. There are five historic house museums, including Dudley Farm, which hosts a farmers' market on Saturdays.n Connecticut as defined on Urban Dictionary:Connecticut is widely recognized for its wealth. Home to Fairfield County, one of the richest counties in the US, including Westport, Greenwich, Ridgefield, Darien, New Canaan and others. When leaving this sheltered little state and asked where your from people tend to automatically assume your rich. You can usually find a wide range of SUVs, luxury vehicles, big houses and ridiculously expensive boutiques when visiting Connecticut.
Have you ever been to Sachem's Head in Guilford,CT? If you haven't you have no idea what you're missing out on.
Oh, you're from Guilford, CT? So, you must be wealthy and stuck up.
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Oh, you're from Connecticut? Then, you must come from money.
Oh, you're from Guilford, CT? So, you must be wealthy and stuck up.
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Oh, you're from Connecticut? Then, you must come from money.
by lala2525 June 14, 2008
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Jimmy Kimmel Parking Lot Security
So cute! He's like a teddy bear! has interview mega stars and done funny skits with the likes of matt damon and edward norton!
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So cute! He's like a teddy bear! has interview mega stars and done funny skits with the likes of matt damon and edward norton!
"Matt Damion Matt Damion!!!"
lmao how guillermo says matt damon
"ju wanna a shot of tequila"
-guillermo said that to a mess of people at the emmys!
he took shots 21 celebs!
guillermo for the win!!!!
lmao how guillermo says matt damon
"ju wanna a shot of tequila"
-guillermo said that to a mess of people at the emmys!
he took shots 21 celebs!
guillermo for the win!!!!
by california_dreamin February 9, 2009
Get the guillermo mug.When you fuck a chick in the ass (preferebly a butterface or an ugly chick? and then cut off her head to hide the evidence...excellent if you dont want anyone to know you fucked an ugly
Fred- "ah man i saw this chick at the bar and she had a kick ass body but i later found she was a butterface so i pulled a cape cod gillotine and nobody knew"
Frank-"wow dude i never woulda known if you didnt tell me just now"
Frank-"wow dude i never woulda known if you didnt tell me just now"
by LynchAn1gga August 6, 2009
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by Charles Gullo June 17, 2006
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Then he whipped his grillo out and I was like, "are you fuckin serious Peter, does your dick go tanning while the rest of you watches Bassmasters, what the fuck!?
by Mihlkdawg September 26, 2011
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