Google Local Guide

competitive career path taken on by highly successful people great benefits and salary. you want to impress these people when you know who they are do not mess around. they could ruin you and your business

Restaurant Manager: oh shit here comes 2 guys wearing google local guides t shirts pulling up in a rolls royce ready to review us. everyone lets give it our all to impress them!

Random Gold Diggers: i want to suck them off so bad

by Givemedome125 November 23, 2019

Guide-dyke

Commonly mistaken for guydyke, a guide-dyke is the dyke who guides a woman out of her heterosexuality and into the comforting embrace of lesbianism.

Hi, my name is Sharon and I'll be your guide-dyke for the evening.

My first girlfriend's name was Elizabeth, and she was the best guide-dyke I could have asked for!

I wouldn't have ever known I was a lesbian if it wasn't for my guide-dyke, Cara.

by GarageTeamFagHag January 10, 2016

Guided missile

A form of assisted masturbation for a female during which she grabs her male partner's index finger (he may retract the other fingers of that hand into a fist) and uses it to penetrate herself and rub her clitoris for as long as is necessary for her to cum. It is crucial that the male partner be entirely passive, except for keeping his finger rigid and straight, in the form of a missile. A variant of the guided missile is the full first strike, which entails the use of 3 or more fingers.

After an hour of eating her out without success, I suggested a guided missile, which finally got her off.

by SaniElet March 26, 2021

guided meditation

An excuse for fuckwits when there misses wont let them out

Invited the fellas for a drink. But guided meditation was calling

by Mulox August 27, 2017

Guide Parent

Someone who takes the role of a God parent without being religious

Guide parent- A person who guides a child through life.

by Lesspeople October 9, 2020

guide dogging

A sex act where two or more blind people meet up with strangers in a carpark and have sex.

Where's Stevie gone? Oh hes gone down to the park with a bag of viagra and lube to go guide dogging.

by uncle smegol November 20, 2020

rightly guided

1.English meaning of name Rasheed

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Rightly guided to give guidance rightly not wrongly if you are wrongly guiding me please start righteously guiding. Or I won't want to go I don't follow but b can beside

by Ms.irie as fcuk September 30, 2022