After you take you morning shit you take a sponge dip it in the poop water and squeeze the remains into you fiends backpack
“OMG I opened my backpack and got a HUGE whiff of poop, I guess I got gooey sponged
by juliaholton December 10, 2020
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1. When you cover your penis in cum then insert it into a vagina.

2. What happens when you don’t clean up after car sex.
Bro she won a gooey car last night.
by IGotGreens October 2, 2021
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The word gooey mess is used for someone that is not strong enough to face challenges or the outside world
by Be_nawtie September 12, 2021
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The act of cumming into someone's ear canal and then proceeding to insert one's erect penis into said ear canal.
Dude, last I night I gave her a Gooey Johnson right before she kicked me out.
by The Cole Crew February 7, 2014
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Cheery woman who happily bakes cinnamon rolls while kids cheat, cry, and generally torture their care-takers on their way to King Kandy's Castle. It is alleged that Ms. Gooey was having a decades-long affair with Gloppy on Chocolate Mountain... which it is believed ultimately led to Gramma Nutt's sudden disappearance from Chocolate Mountain in late 2009.
Lily's mom thought Grandma Gooey's specialty was a truffle rather than a cinnamon roll, but Lily's mom went to ISU so it is most likely Lily is correct in this important matter.
by CandyFarmLand December 1, 2022
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Baroombas that have been covered in semen.
Yo! I ejaculated on my Mexican girlfriend's baroombas. Now she has gooey baroombas.
by MST3K I like December 28, 2021
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