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gooch

Means cool. It can also mean sexy, depending on one's tone of voice.
"Yo, check out my PS3! That shit is mad gooch."
"Ooh, Vida'new sex pics are mad gooch."
by _GreenMaverick_ January 21, 2007
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gooch

the flabby bit of skin between the nootsack and butthole
tends to get very very sweaty on hot humid days
(on a hot humid summer day) JESUS CHRIST..my gooch is so sweaty it could hydrate a third world country

yeaaa bitch lick mah gooch
by yeaaa August 2, 2006
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gooch

the space between your balls and butt hole - can be used to describe someone being and idiot, if needed
"Man, my gooch is burning really badly. That's the last time I do someone a favor. OMG, they can hear me. OMG, I can hear me!! Dahdah dahdah dah!!"
or
"Stop being such a gooch and give me a shot of that."
by Cooter December 28, 2005
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The Gooch

Nickname of Bob Guccione, the founder of Spin and son of the owner of Penthouse
"In the spring of 1998 the Gooch, as he was known, had just pocketed $18 million from the sale of Spin and was in the process of setting up a men's magazine called Gear."
-How to Lose Friends and Alienate People by Toby Young
by Oz December 14, 2003
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gooch

not just the area connecting the male genitalia region and the anal cavity, but also the nickname of american star soccer defender, Oguchi Onyewu
after an amazing play by Gooch:

Crowd: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!!
by gooooooooooooooch May 31, 2010
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gooched

touching the area between the ballsack and the ass and wiping any subsequent fluids on another person or thing.
dave just gooched on bob's face, this is unfortunate for bob as that is disgusting
by jones April 20, 2005
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gooch

The nick name for the Japanese second baseman on the Chicago White Sox.
(Gooch makes a great play)

Crowd: GOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!!!!
by pat hughes July 16, 2006
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