Goob

The penis...your dick..

"I think I'll go out tonight and dip my goob in some puss."

by t69man September 20, 2016

goob

goob is very very tiny man and he is really tiny because he’s just a tiny goob

goob is a baby

by goobisthebest November 22, 2021

Goob’s Law

For every person that dies in the gooblagoon, Zakai and Adrian will take 3 breaks.

Guy1: heard about Goob’s law?
Guy 2: no what is it?
Guy 1: if some people die on our shift we can take 3 breaks

by Idunnomanz3 September 23, 2025

Goobs

What you call your homies.

1)Wassup Goobs!

by whatrasudeep July 12, 2023

goobing

verb: the action a goober partakes in; to be foolish or silly in an endearing way.

That puppy was goobing hard last night, he was very hyper and was rolling around on the floor and making funny faces!

by t0x1c w4st3 November 22, 2022

goob

Gay noob ..Used by gamers...Its often used when some team mate really frustrates you and play a uber noobish game .

Jason : WTF was that noob play Eric !!

Eric : sry mate , my fucking mouse prob
Jason : STFU u goob . U always have a reason :x

by Poker1234 November 4, 2009

Goobs

an individual who is a complete and utter weirdo, background character, loser, NPC.

Did you hear that Ben took his ex back after she cheated? what a goobs!

by 2UBCStudents February 21, 2023