jamming glove

masturbating -- giving oneself manual pleasure (male or female)

*knock knock* Can I come in? You're not jamming glove in there, are you?

by darfle675 April 23, 2013

Butcher’s Glove

The Butcher’s glove is a sexual act performed by only the most daring Individuals. First, a female must insert her balled fist into her asshole, palm facing updwars. Once inserted, she must open her grasp. Then, a male inserts his penis into the woman’s vagina. The woman proceeds to grab the cock from within her own asshole, and stroke it vigorously. Causing great pleasure to both parties.

“ You wouldn’t believe what I saw last night in some raunchy new porno I was watching, this dude got himself a Butcher’s Glove!! “

“ Sally suffered an anal implosion after wrongly executing a Butcher’s Glove “

by Sad Sally January 31, 2021

baseball glove

When a girl eats a man’s (or other) asshole, and the receiver clenches their ass cheeks a few times as if they are grabbing their partner’s head like a baseball.

Gary gave me a baseball glove last night. I thought I was going to suffocate!

by captaincrunk November 2, 2019

Painted Glove

The sexual act of inserting ones open hand into the anus and rotating left to right to create a coat of fecal matter. After removal from the anus the hand will be entirely covered in feces resembling a painted glove

While making love from behind I asked the woman if I may have a painted glove. With her answer being "yes" I proceeded to thrust my entire hand deep into her anus. After a few twists I removed my hand to reveal my new painted glove.

by BoyBloo June 23, 2014

wax glove

when you are getting head and before you nut you pull out and do it in your hand. then you slap the head giver in the face.

that bitch couldn't suck a dick so when i finally came i gave her a wax glove.

by don thatch January 12, 2005

glove compartment

The glove compartment isn't accurately named
And everybody knows it.
So i'm proposing a swift orderly change.
Cause behind its door there's nothing to keep my fingers warm
And all i find are souvenirs from better times
Before the gleam of your taillights fading east
To find yourself a better life.

" Death Cab sings about a glove compartment"

by Chaaaaaaaarlotte April 20, 2006

powder glove

A generous dusting of baby powder in one's hand, complimenting the
'slow jack' session. A very smooth and great-smelling experience.

-"What'd ya do today Bruce?"

-"Ahh nothing, just watched MTV and put on a POWDER GLOVE."

by Fredersss April 28, 2005