Gerald De Cruz

omg look at that hunk

I really wish I was like Gerald De Cruz, he is just so big

by RustyTheBigGuy April 13, 2021

Gerald

Gerald is the definition of a fish dick. Gerald doesn’t wash his foreskin and has 5 day old gooey smegma sitting under it. Gerald’s sardine penis stench fills up the car and leaves you gasping for fresh air and contemplating whether to smash through the windows. His breath is the worst and leaves a stench in any room he walks in for atleast 6 days. Gerald wears the same gym clothes three days in a row with ingrained smegma all over his boxers. Gerald is truly the dirtiest boy on the planet.

“What is a fish dick?”
“Gerald”

by Mary poppina May 4, 2023

Gerald

A professional Jerry...

*walks up to a jerry in a suit

“Good evening gerald, nice weather we’re having today.”

by Jman8 October 1, 2018

Gerald

my bub <3

"Look at Gerald, the cutest little bub!"

by cindy_lou_who <3 May 1, 2022

Gerald

If you once meet a Gerald, you have to know he is butterweak all the time and he also has a big problem with heroin. His favourite cigarettes are malbaro light. He is in danger of getting suspended from school because he is always restfett in class. He may scream randomly at you for looking in the air.

Gerald is on HERO.

by jägermeistergerald November 25, 2021

Gerald

A Gerald is a certain type of person, or object. A Gerald is someone you can always make fun of and they will never get upset by it.

"Liam is a Gerald"
"That rock is now our Gerald"

by The True Gerald November 12, 2020

fritz gerald

A Haitian man who can't speak english after being in america for most of his life....great cook.... best grandpa cant lose weight to save his life...likes to spend quality time in the hospital

Has anyone heard from Fritz Gerald? He hasn't checked into the hospital in awhile

by GERALD FRITZ November 23, 2021