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gooch

1) The area between a male's scrotum and anus.
2) The nickname of Colm Cooper, a prominent member of the Kerry senior Gaelic Football squad.
2) "And here's Gooch with the ball....he shoots and it in the back of the net! Gooch scores with only seconds remaining!"
by John Ayuer May 10, 2006
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gooch

The area between a man's scrotum and asshole. Commonly confused with the "taint", the gooch is discerned by the obvious cleft that runs longitudinally down the center.
A square is a rectangle but a rectangle is not always a square.

A gooch is a taint, but a taint is not always a gooch.
by goochrider March 11, 2010
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Gooch

Ones patch of skin located medial to the scrotum and anus.
Borat invited the world to lick his gooch when he made his movie.

Little Timmy shaves his gooch.
by Johan von Gooch November 27, 2006
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Gooch

The under carrage of a males ballsack and inbetween the inner cervice of his rectum
by tcuch June 16, 2011
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gooch

the spece between your a mans balls and his arse this is only a small gap but can become verry sweety at times, some men provent this by putting baby powder on this area. this small but sweety area in the gooch
aaron:DAM! ive got p.e next and forgot my talcm powder for my gooch.
tom:dont worry aaron you can borrow mine.its verry refreshing.
aaron:thanks you have saved my gooch from smelling like a gym sock.
by waggerette February 4, 2009
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gooch

"Don't worry about me, I'm gooch"
"Whats gooch?"
Do you want something to drink? "Nah, I'm goochy"
How do you feel? "I'm feeling goochy right now"
by Dassit October 3, 2019
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gooching

A lewd sexual act associated with "alternative" methods of payment by customers, to expensive hairdressers - normally both male.

This is a non-specific term that covers a whole range of sexual acts - provided they fall within the context of the above transaction.
In relation to a balding friend receiving expensive hair replacement therapy -

"He's "gooching" his way to a full head of hair."
by Mark Jones December 1, 2004
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