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Gilf

Hehe grandma I’d love to fuck
Hehe lil barnacle is a big sponsor for boys who love gilfs
by Lil barnacles #1 fan January 1, 2026
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Gilfed

When you find out that you're a brand new grandmother. But you or your son (a daughter would know) didn't even know your grandchild even existed. The baby mama either knew it or didn't know, but the fact remains: you got Gilfed.
Brand New Grandma: I just found out my son has a daughter.

Online (& soon to be Offline) Friend: You just got Gilfed.
by tribeofwriters August 9, 2024
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the loaded gilf

When you take a loaded diaper off a gilf and eat the contents.
Man, Mildred gave me the loaded gilf for lunch yesterday.
by Steadlur December 30, 2022
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GILF

Grandparent I’d Like to Fuck. Just like MILF or DILF except with a grandma or grandpa.

Someone who is a grandparent (or at least old enough to be one), but still very attractive and fit. Bonus points if their hair is gray or white and they’re visibly old, like a Silver Fox.

Generally they are at least 50 years old, even though it’s possible to become a grandparent in your 40s.
Teenager watching Doctor Who in the early 70s:
The Third Doctor is such a GILF! I hope I look as good as him when I’m old!
by popsicleprincess January 12, 2023
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Gilfing

Ghe act of peeing on a piece of ham and forcing it up your partners hole.
Im gilfing currently.
by Sidekick41 March 18, 2024
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Gilf

A Gilf is your best friend that spoils you and gives anything you ask for
Hey, I have a gilf
by Its_Hoodie07 June 26, 2022
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