Oh look, his wife is so hot, but he's ordering a champagne!
Gary alert!
Or
We went on our
first date and he talked about his feelings all night, he's such a Gary!
or
I'm a gay man and that Gary
over there who's wearing a
wedding ring, just pinched me on the ass as I walked past!
Or
I'm a gay man on grinder and a married man who's 'experimenting' just messaged me- Gary