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Future Slag

Young bitch: I'm gunna get my brother on you!

Me: Shut it, Future Slag!
by Stephenhawkingtreadmill December 31, 2011
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uncertain future

The truth, or illusion, that we cannot know what will happen next.
She felt the weight of her uncertain future, more than ever, unable to predict or imagine the world which awaited.
by Monkey's Dad May 12, 2020
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future drugs

Drugs that don’t exist yet, but quite understandably, would mess you up real good if they exist today. Method of delivery is usually in the form of an eye dropper to ensure rapid absorption and onset.
Yo man, give me those future drugs so I can get fucked up until next Tuesday, dawg!
by enjoyedresponsibly May 5, 2018
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The book of future

When you stop believing all females are queens and realize you don’t need these hoes to be happy
Guy1:bitches ain’t shit bro
Guy 2: finally read the book of future huh?
by Ed wuncler the third November 22, 2020
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future phone

a future phone is a phone that connects to the internet, takes pictures, plays music and videos, and basically does all that stuff that we used to use computers for
an example of a future phone is an iphone, duh
by aborted_robot April 23, 2010
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kpop future

LEE CHAN or DINO of the group SEVENTEEN.

Dino, the kpop future
person A: Who is the kpop future?
person B: The one and only LEE CHAN
by wrenen August 19, 2021
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Future babies

Once people of all different races and ethnicities have babies together, they will give birth to the next generation of perfectly ethnically ambiguous children that will cause the idea of race to become obsolete. We will become one race as we’ve always been. The human race.
Person 1 “Omg my kids are gonna be so confused filling out the census. They’re going to have to check all the boxes.”
Person 2 “Yay future babies! They’ll change the world.”
by Frogfacebutconfused23 June 18, 2021
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